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TUMBLR SECRET CULT SOCIETY.

  • You: WHAT IS AIR
  • Stranger: Oh no, not again.
  • You: WHY?
  • Stranger: What the fuck is Tumblr?
  • You: It's this secret cult society where only cool people are allowed.
  • Stranger: Can you link me to it?
  • You: Sorry, can't do that or I'll be in eternal damnation.
  • Stranger: I want to be cool too.
  • You: Well, you see. There are specific regulations and requirements before you can join Tumblr.
  • Stranger: Which are?
  • You: You have to slay a llama and offer your blood to unicorns.
  • Stranger: How the fuck do I do that
  • You: You whip your hair back and forth. Duh.
  • Stranger: FUCK YOU.
  • You: Cool Story Bro.

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