TUMBLR SECRET CULT SOCIETY.
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You:
WHAT IS AIR
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Stranger:
Oh no, not again.
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You:
WHY?
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Stranger:
What the fuck is Tumblr?
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You:
It's this secret cult society where only cool people are allowed.
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Stranger:
Can you link me to it?
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You:
Sorry, can't do that or I'll be in eternal damnation.
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Stranger:
I want to be cool too.
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You:
Well, you see. There are specific regulations and requirements before you can join Tumblr.
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Stranger:
Which are?
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You:
You have to slay a llama and offer your blood to unicorns.
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Stranger:
How the fuck do I do that
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You:
You whip your hair back and forth. Duh.
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Stranger:
FUCK YOU.
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You:
Cool Story Bro.
Posted on Tuesday November 9th