June 2011
:D →
piarazzi:
Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus
Dear Tumblr;
I haven’t been on tumblr in months, possibly almost a year or so.! Damn, tumblr has changed. I might start using my tumblr again, who knows.
December 2010
November 2010
TUMBLR SECRET CULT SOCIETY.
You: WHAT IS AIR
Stranger: Oh no, not again.
You: WHY?
Stranger: What the fuck is Tumblr?
You: It's this secret cult society where only cool people are allowed.
Stranger: Can you link me to it?
You: Sorry, can't do that or I'll be in eternal damnation.
Stranger: I want to be cool too.
You: Well, you see. There are specific regulations and requirements before you can join Tumblr.
Stranger: Which are?
You: You have to slay a llama and offer your blood to unicorns.
Stranger: How the fuck do I do that
You: You whip your hair back and forth. Duh.
Stranger: FUCK YOU.
You: Cool Story Bro.
October 2010
September 2010
